Halloween in Australia - Fairbairn Films : Transcription

Jaxon: What?

Lachlan: Uh it's halloween so you got any lollies.

Jaxon: Mate no. 

Lachlan: Come on! 

Jaxon: We're in australia [ __ ]

Lachlan: No but you've got to give me chocolate and stuff.

Jaxon: Does this look like this sort of house? I don't have a single decorationer.

Lachlan: I'm just doing some trick or treating.

Jaxon: The crime rate alone on this street, I wouldn't even be walking by myself. 

Lachlan: Just give me some chocolate bros.

Jaxon: Are you...are you robbing me?

Lachlan: No no this is this is consensual, ...that sounded weird.

Jaxon: Do I have a choice are you saying?

Lachlan: Yes you have a choice but, please give me them.

Jaxon: Man how [ __ ] old are you?

Lachlan: Uh hah...

Jaxon: What!? 

Lachlan: I'm 21!

Jaxon: You're a grown adult. What the [ __ ] are you doing.

Lachlan: All right now I am robbing you.

Jaxon: What!?

Lachlan: I've changed my mind you're getting robbed. 

Jaxon: Well this [ __ ] escalated enormously?

Lachlan: You said the crime rate around here is high. well, it just got higher.

Jaxon: You already had the knife on you.

Lachlan: Get the chocolate.

Jaxon: You already ready for a robbery.

Lachlan: Get the chocolate!

Jaxon: Did you anticipate robbing someone today?

Lachlan: Look, I planned on splitting today between trick-or-treating and robbing.
I didn't expect to mix the two up.

Jaxon: I'm gonna install a panic button. 

Lachlan: Get my chocolate.

Jaxon: If i see you at my door I'm pushing it.

Lachlan: Chocolate!

Jaxon: Nothing about this interaction has been positive.

Lachlan: Oh how unique you don't enjoy getting robbed, GET THE CHOCOLATE!

Jaxon: [ __ ] all right. Anyone tell you you're [ __ ] pushy.

Jaxon: All right we've got a couple options. We've got caramello, curly wurly, 

Lachlan: I'll take it all. 

Jaxon: Mate don't get greedy.

Lachlan: What part of you're getting robbed with a knife. Don't you understand?

Jaxon: Yeah but, 

Lachlan: Your life is on the line.

Jaxon: It is on the line isn't it.

Lachlan: Un. Now, now give them to me.

Jaxon: Yeah but look. What if I get robbed later today, and I've got no chocolate. that's not very fair is it.

Lachlan: That is true.

Jaxon: It is!

Lachlan: You wouldn't have any chocolate to give to the next robber.

Jaxon: Then I'd be in real trouble. 

Lachlan: You would.

Jaxon: What am I gonna do then.

Lachlan: Okay I will just take the caramello.

Jaxon: I was keen on eating that one.

Lachlan: [ __ ] you're getting robbed. 

Jaxon: Fine!

Lachlan: Thank you. 

Jaxon: [ __ ] halloween.